Everything Louder

It’s a little disgusting how much I love playoff basketball.

Our money will be so well-managed in in 2240.

Our money will be so well-managed in in 2240.

Guess who has two thumbs and has regained limited weight-bearing mobility in his left ankle as long as he doesn’t put too much weight on it at any one given time?

You’ll never guess.

“For 3 human days, Johnny had been on the scary side of the moon where the danger aliens were known to roam. He opened his space backpack to do an inventory: 1 sleep blanket, a flask holder of liquid drink water, and 4 holder containers of nutrition food. Through his vision glasses, Johnny saw a colony of danger aliens and feared they might catch the scent of his nutrition food. The danger aliens were out on patrol patrol hunting for nutrition food. Johnny thought with his mind brain: “must bury the nutrition food! I must bury the nutrition food!””

Turns out broken ankles aren’t all that gangster.

Hey there, I’m Monika!  Thanks for visiting my online dating profile!
A little about me:
I’m a deal-blogger — I blog about the hottest deals in online shopping.  You could say I have a natural talent for my job… I live and breathe savings!  :) Oh and hey, drop me a line if you want 10% off Target Home Essentials® this week.  :) No really, you can just message me for the coupon — you don’t have to also ask me out (though I’d reaalllllly prefer if you did! ;-) Ha ha ha, just kidding).  No but seriously if you just want the coupon (that is, you don’t also want to ask me out *sniffles*), it’d only be fair if you told me something you like about me (hint hint: my eyes).  After all, I would be sending you an amazing coupon, for free — and I wouldn’t even be getting asked out in return.  So go ahead, tell me you like my eyes (as if I don’t know that’s code for you think I’m pretty!), and while you’re at it, why don’t you just man-up and ask me out already!  Ha ha ha, JK again, I’m such a goof!  (especially when I’m out on a date!)
And hey, if you don’t want the coupon, and you don’t want to ask me out (boo hoo waaa!), feel free to drop me a line just telling me your name.  It’s just that I don’t really have plans tonight, so if you feel like asking me out, I’m totally free and so it’s a date!!  And who knows, I might even come with a few coupons up my sleeve…  I won’t say which, but don’t TAR-nish the chance to GET to find out! ;)


XO Monika ♥  

Hey there, I’m Monika!  Thanks for visiting my online dating profile!

A little about me:

I’m a deal-blogger — I blog about the hottest deals in online shopping.  You could say I have a natural talent for my job… I live and breathe savings!  :) Oh and hey, drop me a line if you want 10% off Target Home Essentials® this week.  :) No really, you can just message me for the coupon — you don’t have to also ask me out (though I’d reaalllllly prefer if you did! ;-) Ha ha ha, just kidding).  No but seriously if you just want the coupon (that is, you don’t also want to ask me out *sniffles*), it’d only be fair if you told me something you like about me (hint hint: my eyes).  After all, I would be sending you an amazing coupon, for free — and I wouldn’t even be getting asked out in return.  So go ahead, tell me you like my eyes (as if I don’t know that’s code for you think I’m pretty!), and while you’re at it, why don’t you just man-up and ask me out already!  Ha ha ha, JK again, I’m such a goof!  (especially when I’m out on a date!)

And hey, if you don’t want the coupon, and you don’t want to ask me out (boo hoo waaa!), feel free to drop me a line just telling me your name.  It’s just that I don’t really have plans tonight, so if you feel like asking me out, I’m totally free and so it’s a date!!  And who knows, I might even come with a few coupons up my sleeve…  I won’t say which, but don’t TAR-nish the chance to GET to find out! ;)

XO Monika ♥  

There have been four magnificent albums in 2013. Arcade Fire, Kanye West, Imagine Dragons, and Daft Punk. Four LPs that will sweep the top of every year-end list that matters.


But before we appoint legendary status to the crop of 2013, let’s admit what’s in the back of all our minds: the true competition — the benchmark of beauty and towering inferno of acclaim — stood silent this year, out of contention.


For that reason, 2013’s most accomplished music, agreeable as it may be, will carry an asterisk — a caveat to victory that we employ on the top records from any and every year that Death Cab lie in wait.

So Much Closer To Fun: Atlantic Ocean Vacation Tips & Tricks (2013). Chapter 1: “Best hotels.”