“For 3 human days, Johnny had been on the scary side of the moon where the danger aliens were known to roam. He opened his space backpack to do an inventory: 1 sleep blanket, a flask holder of liquid drink water, and 4 holder containers of nutrition food. Through his vision glasses, Johnny saw a colony of danger aliens and feared they might catch the scent of his nutrition food. The danger aliens were out on patrol patrol hunting for nutrition food. Johnny thought with his mind brain: “must bury the nutrition food! I must bury the nutrition food!””
Turns out broken ankles aren’t all that gangster.
Hey there, I’m Monika! Thanks for visiting my online dating profile!
A little about me:
I’m a deal-blogger — I blog about the hottest deals in online shopping. You could say I have a natural talent for my job… I live and breathe savings! :) Oh and hey, drop me a line if you want 10% off Target Home Essentials® this week. :) No really, you can just message me for the coupon — you don’t have to also ask me out (though I’d reaalllllly prefer if you did! ;-) Ha ha ha, just kidding). No but seriously if you just want the coupon (that is, you don’t also want to ask me out *sniffles*), it’d only be fair if you told me something you like about me (hint hint: my eyes). After all, I would be sending you an amazing coupon, for free — and I wouldn’t even be getting asked out in return. So go ahead, tell me you like my eyes (as if I don’t know that’s code for you think I’m pretty!), and while you’re at it, why don’t you just man-up and ask me out already! Ha ha ha, JK again, I’m such a goof! (especially when I’m out on a date!)
And hey, if you don’t want the coupon, and you don’t want to ask me out (boo hoo waaa!), feel free to drop me a line just telling me your name. It’s just that I don’t really have plans tonight, so if you feel like asking me out, I’m totally free and so it’s a date!! And who knows, I might even come with a few coupons up my sleeve… I won’t say which, but don’t TAR-nish the chance to GET to find out! ;)
XO Monika ♥
There have been four magnificent albums in 2013. Arcade Fire, Kanye West, Imagine Dragons, and Daft Punk. Four LPs that will sweep the top of every year-end list that matters.
But before we appoint legendary status to the crop of 2013, let’s admit what’s in the back of all our minds: the true competition — the benchmark of beauty and towering inferno of acclaim — stood silent this year, out of contention.
For that reason, 2013’s most accomplished music, agreeable as it may be, will carry an asterisk — a caveat to victory that we employ on the top records from any and every year that Death Cab lie in wait.
– So Much Closer To Fun: Atlantic Ocean Vacation Tips & Tricks (2013). Chapter 1: “Best hotels.”
LeBron James is a human with a cell phone so I sent him some text messages.
"God by Dre"
There’s only one higher power than the power of this bass.
This Summer… feel the touch of God… in high fi-DEITY.
His return was announced by the bounce to the ounce.
Our Father, who art in heaven… How low be thy bass?
The Kingdom. The Power. The Glory. By Dre.
The way I see it, I got two options: I could spend a hundred hours making a fresh beat, or I could wait till someone else does that and then I take it from them and I get all the money. I mean, I’m just trying to get all the money, so quit giving me a hard time, I don’t have to make my own beats, you can’t make me.
Besides, I’ve got so much creativity and originality in my discography already. I came up with the song titles for Rock That Bod, Shake That Hump, and our latest track, Boobie Lump.
Also, yo, did you know I see in 3-D?? Like, everything. I see everything in 3-D! You know how? Cause I’m full of fresh ideas. Yesterday I was thinking, “yo, what if people could see in 3-D? Yo, I’m gonna start seeing in 3-D right now.” So I concentrated real hard and started doing it right there. And that was a 100% original idea. So you see, I’ve got nothing but freshness, all around me. So you can criticize me all you want… hell, you can say I’m possessed, but it’s an omen. So leave me alone, I’ve been in the game for ten years making rap tunes, understand? And if you want to apologize you can find me in the club with a bottle full of bub’. So yo, quit trying to spin my head right round, right round, ok? I’m nothin’ but freshness.”
– will.i.am, Aug 7th.